At the doctors

[Boxered]

Two men are sitting in the waiting room at a doctor?s surgery. The first man is gingerly holding his shoulder with a look of severe pain on his face, while the second has baked beans in his hair, fried egg down the front of his shirt and two sausages sticking out of his front pockets.

The two men weigh each other up for a few minutes, then the second man asks the first what happened to him.

?My cat got stuck up a tree,? the man says, gripping his arm. ?I went up after him and fell out. I think I?ve broken my shoulder.? The second man nods in sympathy.

?What about you, then?? the first man asks. ?What?s wrong with you??

?Oh, it?s nothing serious,? the second man replies. ?I?m just not eating properly.