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Postby The Teutonic Tangerine » Mon Aug 08, 2016 9:24 am

"Doctor Doctor I think I am suffering from Kleptomania"- "You'll have to take something for that"

"Doctor Doctor I think I'm addicted to eye drops" - "You'll have to see someone about that"

Ok I know they are rubbish but the humour board seems to have been a bit thin lately :oops:
There would appear to be a surfeit of prolixity and sesquipedalian content today please do not use a big word when a singularly un-loquacious and diminutive linguistic expression will satisfactorily accomplish the contemporary necessity
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Postby Blackal » Mon Aug 08, 2016 10:58 am

BMbler wrote:She's very hospitable, whenever I visit her she always put the kettle on!
Not a tea bag, but kettle on


Eh? :scratch:
If I am ever on life support - Unplug me......
Then plug me back in..........

See if that works ..... :?
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Postby HerrFlick » Mon Sep 26, 2016 5:46 pm

The Teutonic Tangerine wrote:"Doctor Doctor I think I am suffering from Kleptomania"- "You'll have to take something for that"

"Doctor Doctor I think I'm addicted to eye drops" - "You'll have to see someone about that"

Ok I know they are rubbish but the humour board seems to have been a bit thin lately :oops:


Doctor: I think you're addicted to brake fluid.
Patient: No I'm not; I can stop any time I want.

Boom-tish. :toothy7:
Real torque curves don't have a first derivative. :-^)
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Postby Duane » Sun Oct 16, 2016 4:27 pm

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a bicycle - I think you're too tired.

Doctor Doctor, I don't know if I'm a wigwam or a teepee - I think you're too tense.
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