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Postby boxerscott » Tue Mar 22, 2016 10:05 pm

Muslims, sat on a bench, in the park with their babies. One Mum to the other "you have to cherish this moment cos they Blow up so quickly" :oops:
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Postby The Teutonic Tangerine » Wed Mar 23, 2016 10:36 am

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There would appear to be a surfeit of prolixity and sesquipedalian content today please do not use a big word when a singularly un-loquacious and diminutive linguistic expression will satisfactorily accomplish the contemporary necessity
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