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R.I.P

Postby Boxered » Thu Dec 24, 2015 9:49 am

The creator of competitive yodelling has died. His funeral will be held on Mondaylayheehoo.

Steve.
Well-weathered leather
Hot metal and oil
The scented country air
Sunlight on chrome
The blur of the landscape
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Postby Blackal » Thu Dec 24, 2015 11:07 am

Larry La Prise, the man who wrote "The Hokey Cokey", died peacefully at age 93.

The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin.

They put his left leg in - then the trouble started!!! :shock:

Al :D
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Postby Blackal » Thu Dec 24, 2015 11:21 am

When I was younger I hated going to weddings. It seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You're next.'

They stopped that shit after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

Al :lol:
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Postby skiddy boxers » Thu Dec 24, 2015 11:12 pm

The chairman of the Dyslexia Association has died. His Funfair is next Sundial
Nick

When life gives you melons, you may be dyslexic.
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