Viagra error

[Blackal]

When reaching for the liquid Viagra in the dark the other night, I accidentally swallowed a mouthful of Tippex instead......

I woke up with a massive correction!!

[Blackal]

Scientists doing experiments on reincarnation say that a recent questionnaire shows 92% of men would like to come back as a tablecloth.

They figure it's the only bloody chance they've got of being laid three times a day and pulled off last thing at night